I'm not lying, I swear it's true. And anyone who knows me knows that is the worst offense, EVER!
I was at the gym and I had a book to read while I was doing cardio. When I was done I was in t he locker room getting all my stuff together, and this woman comes up to me. She was in a wheel chair, I think she comes for physical therapy, she's there alot. Well anyway she rolls up and says:
Her "What book is that?"
Me "A Sandra Brown book."
Her "What one?"
Me "Seduction by Design."
Her "Do you read them more than once?"
Me "All my books or this one?"
Her "Well that one I guess."
Me "Ummm, yeah I read all my books over and over."
Her "Oh"
Me "Well it was nice, bye."
She was trying to get me to give her my book wasn't she! Crazy woman. lol. Oh wait, or is it me that's crazy? ha ah.
~ Nicole
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She was TOTALLY trying to use the fact that she was in a wheel chair to guilt you into giving her your book! *lol*
I'm such a book nazi, its not even funny. Take my kids, yes. But don't mess with my books!
LMAO, Cece! We are kinderd (yeah is that even how you spell that? haha) spirits there. Don't touch my books!
Psht, and I didn't even feel an ounce of guilt, go get your own books! lol.
Could you PLEASE separate yourself from ONE of your millions of books to a sweet old lady??? SHEEEEEEESH!
Drake! I don't have millions of books, only hundreds. lol. And she was so NOT sweet!
La Chou, she can buy her own damn steamy books, or I could suggest. Cause the one I was reading at the time wasn't even HOT, lol. And ewww, if you saw her you'd know what a horride picture you just put in my head. Gross, thanks alot. lol.
LMAO!!! you are such a riot! I know the feeling though. I tend to hold onto my books VERY tightly when in public...LOL!
LOL, you're a riot!
You frickin' nut, gotta love you Nicks, gotta love you!
Can't say as I blame you LOL. I used to loan out my books and never got 'em back - no more. Hands off, people. Mine. I have sharing issues - I think it's contagious.
I don't think she was trying to STEAL it from you but she was definitely trying to guilt you into giving her the book, as the peeps have said. The gall!
Stacy~,
Only a very select group get to borrow my books. And it still takes forever to get them back. lol, you know who you are and I still love you!!! lol.
Kookie,
In my book? Same differance! lol. Either way it was just wrong. And so not happening.
Anne,
You can never be to careful.
Dylan/Kelley,
I live to please. lol.
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