Cum off!

Okay just to for warn everyone this may be a to much information post! lol. But I just gotta bring it up.

Here it is....who the heck can tell me a good way to get cum off you?! I'm so serious here. lol. I mean you get freaky doing your thing, and sometimes depending what your doing things get messy. I for one cannot seem to find a good way to remove the cum! From your stomach, legs, chest, you name it and it's like I've got this thick layer of gooey glue on me. And no matter what I do it never comes all the way off! Grrr.

I swear I get out later and find it still there! Soooo frustrating, I've gotta take like three showers. Okay so that's a little bit of an exaggeration but you get my point right?!

Just the other night I used a scrub brush that I had gotten for my toes and it worked but can you say OUCH! lol.

So I told Josh I am going to create some wonder scrub and call it "cum off" and I swear I'll make a killing off it. Now I just need to figure out what to put in it. Yeah, and Josh said it was the funniest thing I've ever said. Hmmm, and I wasn't even trying. Guess it just comes natural. ha ha.

Now I don't know if this is something the men or women would be more knowledgeable about but if any of you have some secret solution...PLEASE share your secrets with me!!! I swear I'll cut you in on some of the proceeds from my "cum off" scrub.


~ Nicole

I'm outing him...

I'm sure by now most everyone that comes to my blog has read my Crazy Dream post, if not click on it to see. Anyway, I've gotten a lot of responses for that blog. And one person posted the following, but left their name as Anon....

I think it means you should have sex with your husband as often and creatively as possible. Oh and as for the gay thing w/ the women at the end, maybe it means you want to have an experience with another woman. I'm sure your husband would enjoy being there as well...

Just a thought...
6:01 PM


Jazz said...
Anon,
My husband would say he'd love that but in reality? I don't think so. ha ha. And who are you? Why is is anon?

6:56 PM


Anonymous said...
You don't think so? Why? Is there a problem with him? LOL. I just think that with this type of dream, the meaning suggests that you should please your husband as much as possible.

I don't like to type my name b/c I've had some issues in the past w/ stalkers. I'll stay anon for now, no offense. :-)

Now first let me say my response to Anon was in regardless to having an experience with a woman. Anon obviously took it to be in response to having a lot of sex with my husband.

Okay now that we've got this all out of the way let me tell you another little story......

Yesterday my husband comes home from work and is up on the computer, I'm downstairs ironing my shirt for work. I hear him typing away and then he starts to laugh. I have no idea what made it click but right at that moment I knew.

I yell up at him "OMG it's you! Your Anonymous." Of course he's all "What? What are you talking about? I don't even read your blog" Needless to say after about 5 min of pretending he didn't know what I was talking about he admitted it was him. lol. He's such a dork. A cutie dork though. Gotta love him.

So there it is I'm outing my Husband. He's the one that's been posting on my blog as anonymous.


~ Nicole

Stealing from Zeek

OMG Ross has me rolling I love him so much. So to keep my blog from sitting without a post I'm also going to post a vidio of Ross. This is him visiting a bunch of firefighters. Gotta love him! lol...