Cum off!

Okay just to for warn everyone this may be a to much information post! lol. But I just gotta bring it up.

Here it is....who the heck can tell me a good way to get cum off you?! I'm so serious here. lol. I mean you get freaky doing your thing, and sometimes depending what your doing things get messy. I for one cannot seem to find a good way to remove the cum! From your stomach, legs, chest, you name it and it's like I've got this thick layer of gooey glue on me. And no matter what I do it never comes all the way off! Grrr.

I swear I get out later and find it still there! Soooo frustrating, I've gotta take like three showers. Okay so that's a little bit of an exaggeration but you get my point right?!

Just the other night I used a scrub brush that I had gotten for my toes and it worked but can you say OUCH! lol.

So I told Josh I am going to create some wonder scrub and call it "cum off" and I swear I'll make a killing off it. Now I just need to figure out what to put in it. Yeah, and Josh said it was the funniest thing I've ever said. Hmmm, and I wasn't even trying. Guess it just comes natural. ha ha.

Now I don't know if this is something the men or women would be more knowledgeable about but if any of you have some secret solution...PLEASE share your secrets with me!!! I swear I'll cut you in on some of the proceeds from my "cum off" scrub.


~ Nicole

The weirdest dream ever.....

I had a crazy dream last night. I actually wasn't going to tell anyone about it but then I figure what the hell why not? Right? So here it is and don't think I'm a kook cause I can't control what I dream.
I only remember some of it, not really what anyone was saying but more or less what was happening.
I was at a college dorm and in a room with three guys, one I know just from saying hi to at the mall (I think he's gay), another is a guy I know very well that I know is gay, and the other was a guy that the guy I know knows and is gay. I know confusing right? Well it ended up being this big orgy, the guy I knew though never came near me (thank God that would have been way to weird), but the other guys did. And it was weird cause they were all gay and they didn't want to be with me cause I was a girl but they said they were just going to not think about it. I have no clue as to why I would want to be with a gay guy. But anyway sometime during/after this I walked down the hall and went into this other room that my sister was in and she was making this big picture collage and we just chatted like we were both having this grand old time. She had no idea about what had happened with the guys and then I left and when I went back into the room where the guys were they had all gone to the bathroom to shower and there was a naked girl in the bed that I had never seen before. She looked at me and smiled and said to make sure I called her and winked then gave me her number and I woke up.
So any insite here? What the hell is all that? And the weird thing is that even though I know I had sex in the dream, it wasn't like a sex dream there were no details. Just the fact that I saw naked people and I know what happened but I don't remember dreaming about any feelings associated with it.
I don't know. What do you all think? My first dream with any gay people in it. lol.
Oh and after I told Josh about it, he was like "What??? It ended right when there was another girl in bed wanting you??? I am so picking up where you left off in my dreams tonight." LMAO! Men, he cracks me up sometimes.

~ Nicole

Catchig up....

***Scroll down and read my Guilty Not Guilty post too!***

I feel like I have nothing to say. Nothings really new so hmmmm what do I talk about?

Well I had that jewelery party and it was fun, except for my ghetto cousin that came with her loud/bad kids and was showing her ghetto jewelery she was selling while my lady was still there. And I didn't even know till after the party was over! I'm so mad, cause I totally would have kicked her out! It was so rude. And she said to my BF (that just got married in July) that all men are dogs and she's stupid if she doesn't think her husband has cheated or will cheat on her! OMG, who says that to a newly wed person???? Or at all....

I went to that conference with Jordon's teacher. It wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be. I actually had to bite my tongue a bit. You know, I didn't want to be the parent that goes in and contradicts everything the teacher says but I really didn't agree with what she was saying. Like she was saying he didn't recognize any more than 4 letters in the alphabet, and I know that's not true! I've quizzed him on them before. And she said he doesn't recognize any numbers but 1. Hello! So not true. Just that night his homework was to count how many acorns were on each square then match it up with the correct number on the other side of the page, and he did it all by himself! He counted the acorns and then found the correct numbers. Which NONE of them were 1! So I was trying to tell her that maybe he isn't feeling confident enough to say it out loud in class, and she just kept saying that he didn't know any. Uggg, soooo annoying.

I go to Vegas in like 20 days or something, and I am soooo freaking excited. So anyone that's been before give out some suggestions! I'm all ears.

K, sorry but that's it for now. I'm still tired, I'm gonna lay down again.

Oh one more piece of news.....Josh bought handcuffs and cuffed me to the bed the other night. lol. He surprised me. Hmmmm good surprise baby!!!

~ Nicole

He tries to pretend but it just doesn' t work

I'm talking about my husband here. The other day I am leaving and so he was about to hop on the computer. So before he did I went to X out of all my screens; a bored I post on, this blog, my other blog, and my email. Well he gets all agitated and is like "why are you X'ing out of everything? What don't you want me to see?" So I'm like "You can read my blog, I don't care. But I'm signing out so you can't post anything pretending to be me." (He's done it before, ask Holly, and my other SF girls.)

So I leave and when I come home he doesn't mention anything. Till a couple hours later he's all, "So I like that picture you have of me on your blog. People said I'm cute." I laugh and say "Well you are." So he proceeds to ask about each person that said he was cute, including La Chou, and Dylan. So the questions die down till he said "Who's that guy that always posts on your blog?" Me, "Who? Drake? DC?" Him, "Yeah, I guess. He said he was afraid he lost you." Me, "Don't be retarded, he just reads my blog and I read his. I wasn't posting for awhile and so he wanted to know what was up, and that he missed me." Him, "Yeah, okay." Later I found out he went and read your blog Drake, just to see what it was about. He was just curious. Yeah, uh-huh, right! But you know what? I like that. I like that he wants to know who is talking to me and who I talk to. It shows interest, you know? And no worries DC I told him me and you are just cool blogging buddies, right!

But now he mentions it here and there. Like tonight...he'd been hinting all day/evening that he wanted some....you know. lol. So after I put the kids to bed I was online applying for jobs and stuff and then I went upstairs. I cuddled up and of course one thing led to another and we're getting it on on the couch. It's a pretty heavy couch; leather, sofa bed. Well however later we're done and he looks up and says "OMG you have to see this, look." So I turn and we had moved the couch 2 1/2 feet away from it original position (he measured)! So we have our little laugh over it and he goes "Your gonna blog on this aren't you." lol! Me "You know it!"

And he says he's not interested in my blog....LIAR!!!



And this is the couch we were on, the one with the white blanket on it.

......ThE gUy RooM!!!......

JD has forever wanted a 'guy room', you know a place to put up all his football stuff that he buys and I don't let him put anywhere else in the house. lol. So he's finally got it. His urge for one always becomes bigger right around preseason stuff for football, and since I am going to Vegas in November I figured why not. So the loft is his. It used to be the kids playroom but they were mostly just going up there getting toys and bringing them down to the living room or their room, so what the heck. The only rule? He had to keep two things up there. That big blue ball rolling game thing you see in this picture, cause it's to big to put anywhere else in the house and the kids love it. And J's basket ball thing. It's just a plastic hoop but I don't want it down stairs. So here's a picture...

It's so not done, obviously. You can still see the blue paint tape up. He painted the back wall grey (for the eagles) side walls white, and will hang all his eagles stuff up on the grey wall. He actually went to Home Dept and got "Eagles Grey" paint. *rolling eyes* And the football rug? lol, that used to be in J's room, we bought it for him. ha ha. And the sofa table you see in front of the window? yeah, that's coming down stairs, I just have to stain it first. It doesn't match the wood I have in the rest of the house. And that's J's recliner kinda just sitting there randomly, so cute it matches JD's to a T. And here's another angle of the room.

Oh and quick story behind that busted up fan? I was purposely annoying JD one night cause I was mad at him. And he threw the fan across the room and it fell down the stairs. So it broke all up, and he taped it back together. Don't know why we didn't just trash it. But now it kinda holds fond memories. lol. After he threw it I looked at him and said "Hmmm, do you feel better now?" ha ah ha!


Oh what the hell, since I posted pics of JD's guy room, lets show a picture or two of my room! The living room. Where my computer and books are.

Excuse the rug thrown over the railing. I didn't even notice it till I looked at the picture. It's my kitchen rug, but I was moping so I threw it there for a bit.

I'm going to be getting some kind of cover for that couch, I'm not really feeling the color. But it is soooo comfy!

So what do you think? Who has the better room. lol, I know what one the guys will pick.

Are you all ready for ..... THE BOOK!

LOL, okay well it's not that big of a deal, but with me being gone for awhile I had to have something to drawl you back. hee hee, and I think it worked.
But now back to the book, 'the jerk' was the closest to what it is.


So obviously it is a position of the day sex book. Which I picked up at Urban Outfitters when I was up at the King of Prussia Mall. And let me tell you usually JD gets all pissy when I buy new books, cause as we all know I have plenty, and then some. But this one? Hmmm, how do I say it? He became a bit EXCITED. lol. Each page has a position, how many calories each of you will burn in that position and a spot for you to grade the position and comment on it. Oh and if you need any equipment and if there are any hazards it lists them too. Very informative book. hee hee. Let me just list off for you some of the positions that sound interesting to me, they all have their own names.

Love is Blind
The San Francisco Treat (mmmm, can we just imagine what this one is???)The Edge of His Seat
The Movable Feast
The Lost in Translation
The Upside down Cake
The Mustang Sally
The Night Crawler
The Fatal Attraction
Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut (and yes you can use your dirty minds, cause that's exactly what it means, ha ha.)

and yet they still had some that were just plain old undo-able, at least for the normal person, such as:

The Magician's Assistant (who can do this!!!)
The Chimney Sweep (ummm, who has a personal chimney to get freaky on??? not me)

Okay so I got a bit carried away, there are more than a few of the ones I like. But far from all of them.
So this is a book I would tell you all to GO GET NOW! I thought I had quite an imagination but this book has proven I haven't thought of it all.