I'm sick and it sucks!

So I will be MIA till I feel well enough to blog again. Wish me get well thoughts cause I really need them right now. I feel horrible.

Fours

Dylan Tagged Me.

Four jobs I have had in my life:

Ice Cream Shop
Clerical at Mortgage Comp.
Sales (Jewelry and Cosmetics/Skin Care)
Medical Records Clerk

Four movies you would watch over and over:

She's All That
10 Things I Hate About You
Dirty Dancing
Grease

Four places you have lived:

Trenton, NJ
Fairless Hills, PA
Langhorne, PA
Mt. Laurel, NJ

Four TV shows you love to watch:

Grey's Anatomy
Big Brother
The OC
One Tree Hill

Four places you have been on vacation:

Texas
Cancun
Florida
Maryland (OC)

Websites you visit daily:

Blogs listed on my blog
G Mail
Myspace
Ezboard

Four of my favourite foods:

Buffalo Chicken Pizza from the Boardwalk
Seven Layer Burrito (Taco Bell)
Spanish Rice and Beans
Steak and Baked Potato

Four places I would rather be right now:

California (visiting my girls)
Hawaii
Florida
The Beach (right here in Jersey)

Friends I think will respond:

Well everyone and their mother seems to have done this so how bout whoever hasn't done it....YOUR TAGGED! lol...

Big Brother All Star

OMG BB tonight was freaking crazy! Don't even get me started on Jase being back doored!

I mean that is how James went out last year, and after the talk him and Jase had, how could he do that? Don't get me wrong I still love James, I want him to be in the end, but still. They really should have put up Boogie so one of the members of Chill Town got voted out. And OMG I freaking HATE Will! If I was in that house I'd be hating on him so much. He thinks he is so freaking smart, I have no idea how he won the season he was in. Makes no sense, I'd have voted him out the first week.

And the POV ceremony? Oh my goodness what a freaking load of crap Will spilt out. Shut up, how stupid do you think everyone is?
And George? I felt like saying "Who the fuck cares! Are you going to use it or not???"

George is another unlikely player that I hate. I don't know why, maybe cause he's a fat ass that does nothing. And maybe cause he's hating on my James. I don't know, but I really want him gone. I was all kinds of pissed that he won POV. SUCK!



How freaking funny is Marcellas (sp?)! He is to funny how in love he is with Kaysar! Granted Kaysar is one hot freaking man, but it is hysterical. He was so mad when Kaysar shaved his head, afraid he wouldn't look good with it. lol, too funny!





Besides the S-6 group, I really only like Erica. And I think I only like her cause I want her and Kaysar to be together. lol, that'd be sooo cute. Awwww......


Well anyway, that's my recap of BB tonight. I don't even know if anyone here watches it, but I just had to share my thoughts on my show.

If you don't watch it catch it on Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday nights at 8pm. Soooo worth it.!

I love me some shoes!

I was just checking out my girl Grace's blog a few days ago and came across one of her shoe posts. Now I wouldn't go calling myself a shoeaholic, cause shoeaholics actually BUY lots of shoes. So I don't' know what I'd call me. I love love love shoes, but don't have the funds to be a shoeaholic. But anyhoo, I just wanted to share some hot shoes I've been peeping out online. All kinds, strappy heels, dress and casual flip flops, boots, and more more more. I want, I want, I want.....lol, Oh but before we go there let me just say that I've been sooo obsessed with wedge heels this summer....as you'll be able to see:



How freaking cute are these? I love pink, I love beaded stuff, I love wedge's, and I love flip flops. The perfect shoe right? That's what I'm saying.


Okay I take it back, these are the perfect shoes! OMG I am soooo obsessed with these, I am actually ordering them tomorrow. I love them, I can't even say why they are just the cutest sandals I've seen all summer.


Chances are these are what you would see me in most of the time. Even though I love lots of other shoes, these are the most practical when running around with two kids. And hot damn are the comfy....


How cute are these? I have a pair of these in brown. Perfect to wear with a cute tank and jean skirt. Sometimes I can even get away with wearing them to work on a extra casual day.



These are super cute. Perfect for when I have to dress up and wear high heels and then want to take them off at the end of the day and still look cute. They are dress flops. lol. Gotta love my flip flops.

I know I said how I love ALL shoes but I figured I'd stick with summer shoes for today. If you want more shoes be sure to check out Graces blog on Tuesdays, she's got a day dedicated to shoes. Sheesh that girls got it bad. lol.

Go ahead Read read read....

Just putting this sticky up! I know I was MIA for quite awhile but over the weekend I went on a little blogging craz. So scroll down and check it all out! Thanks.

I didn't even know!

I was tagged like forever ago and didn't even realize it! Dylan tagged me to list my top ten songs I've been jamming too! Damn I suck at this, I never know titles of songs or who sings them. But I'll try.....they aren't all new, I hope that's cool.

1.) That Unfaithful song. I don't know who sings it or if that is the title, but I hate the song but love it too. Doesn't make any sense I know. But there it is, and it is forever on the radio when I'm in the car.

2.) Sexy Love by Neyo (is that how you spell his name?) I freaking love this song, actually I love him. I don't really buy many CD's but my sister had this one and I made her burn it for me. I love the entire CD. In face the next few songs are his too.

3.) I Call Your Name by Neyo

4.) Hmmm, that other song by Neyo, about doing it in front of the mirror. I don't think I ever heard it on the radio, just his CD.

5.)..................

OMG this sucks! I can't even think of anymore songs! Okay tune in tomorrow for the rest of my list. lol.

And just for the record you were tagged too Jerk. Me and you both. Here's the link.

'A' Moment ~ Sleeping Naked?

Not in my house! I'm sure you all know I have two relatively young kids. 3 and almost 5. So to sleep naked isn't really and option. Not that I would anyway, but it's not even a possibility now. Every morning around 5am my daughter wakes up and comes into my room to inform me that it's not night time anymore, to which I just roll over and make her get in bed with me and go back to sleep. So her walking in to a naked mommy or daddy wouldn't be good.

Well that is exactly what happened this morning! O.M.G. Last night JD and I were doing our thing (and I'm going to go off subject a little here and tell you something else that also happened) and the phone rings

JD~ "Not now!"
Me~ "Who is it?"
JD~ "Who do you think? Who would call NOW?"
Me~ "Oh it's my mom's house?"
JD~ "Opps!" He tried to answer and it hung up...
Me~ "You know their going to call right back."
Riiiinnnngggg......
Me~ "Hello?"
My Sister~ "Hey!"
Me~ "What's up?"
Her~ "Are you a dork?"
Me~ "What?"
Her~ "I said your a dork and mom said you aren't. You are aren't you?"
Me~ "You called me for that????? I'm doing it! I'll call you back later...."
(yes I told my sister I was having sex. we're close like that)

Well we continue on and when done I am laying there relaxing. JD gets up and next thing I know I'm knocked out.......till my daughter wakes me up!!! Yup! I feel asleep naked, and A found me that way! So I covered myself with a pillow and got her into bed and as soon as she fell back asleep I jumped up and got some clothes on. lol. Never wanna get caught like that again. Thank goodness it was A and not J! Now that would have been mortifying!

Oh and this morning my sister calls me back around 9:30am, when I answered she goes "Are you done yet?" lol.......

I Got Tagged

I don't know how long ago I was tagged but I was just over at Holly's blog and SHOCKER, I was tagged! So lets get this started!

1.) When did you first start blogging and why?
Well I don't really know how long it's been. But I've been friends with Holly, Grace, Dylan, and Izzy for awhile now, and knew they had a blog called SF. Holly had been trying to get me to blog with them on it and I kept putting her off. Finally she talked me into it, and said I had to have a personal one too. So I had them all help me out to get started and here I am!

2.) What Don't You Talk About?
Well like Holly I don't go in detail about my sex life. Actually I guess that's it all together. If it's not about me personally I don't go into details. Like I won't put my families personal issues up here, or a friends. etc. etc.

3.) Are you and your blogging persona the same person?
Yup, what you hear about on here is what you'd see and hear if you meet me! I am one and the same.

4.) How do you use blogging to build friendships?
Simple, I don't. lol. That does not mean I haven't found a friend through blogging, cause I have (Rene~ love ya girl!). But I don't blog to find fiends, I blog to vent.

5. How would you describe your writing style?
Hmmm, good question. I guess I wouldn't describe it, cause I don't think I really have one. I think every blog is different, cause they all feel different to me. I don't know. I'm not a writer, I just (hate to repeat myself, but...) vent.

I don't know if there is a rule on having to tag people. Or if you have to tag a certain amount. But being as mostly everyone has already been tagged I'm just going to tag one person....."The Jerk Store" your tagged!

Home Alone

Well this is a first. It's a Saturday and I am off! I am also home alone. The kids slept out last night (in-laws) and JD had a funeral to go to. Normally I'd have gone with him but as it is a high school friend (that I didn't' know) he wanted to go pay his respects and say hi to some old friends and be out as fast as he could. Which I totally get, if I was there it'd be all the polite introductions and small talk. This way he has our family picture in his wallet he can just show that as an update/this is what I'm doing thing. lol. Anyway, so this leaves me home alone with a nice clean house and nothing to do.
So guess what I'm off to do? Go shopping!!! And with that I'm off, just wanted to share with you. This is my form of self-medication for my funky mood of late. Catch ya'll lata.

Sometimes I feel lonely

I don't know what's been bothering me. Lately I've been so emotional and it's not even that time of the month. I mean I have my husband and we're not fighting, I have my kids that I love, I have my family that is always there for me, and friends that I love and I know they love me. But I still just feel lonely now. And you know I'm about to delete this blog cause I feel so stupid even righting it, but it's my blog so I can be stupid all I want.
Last night I actually cried on the phone to my husband cause I got stuck in PA longer than anticipated and when I told him he was all "okay, whatever". You'd think, okay what's wrong with that. But it was my only night off this week and I wanted him to miss me. I'm acting like a over emotional female, I KNOW!!!! I just can't help it.
My friends? (Just so all you friends know, I know I'm retarded okay) Do you ever get to the point where you start to wonder if you call your friends more than they call you. Then you start to think "hmmm, maybe I'm being an annoying friend and they don't even want to talk to me. I should get a hint and not call. They do have a life". ***sigh*** I know my friends love me, I really do, and I know I'm being retarded but really....it's what's going on in my head. What is up with me???? HELP!
Or my mom, I call her to ask if my kids can come over cause I have to work tonight and JD has a viewing to go to (a high school friend just died, OD'd) and she's all "aww, sorry but I have company tonight" WTF??? It's just regular friends who will probably have their kids and grandchild over with them. My husbands friend DIED!!!! And all she says is "AWWWW" and "so sorry but no"!!!!

I need a vacation by myself! Sorry for yacking your ears off.....hopefully I'll be better soon.

I'm still alive!

I'm just not in a blogging mood latley. So I'll be back, just don't know when. I go through these funks every now and then. No worries. Please keep checking back, it shouldn't last long.....

Not to mention

All the nasty, funny, gross, and weird people at the beach.

As we're trying to find a parking spot JD says "Oh no, she so shouldn't be wearing a bikini." as I look over I see a woman, not all that big really, but not toned AT ALL. Which means her in a bikini equals nasty cellulite jiggling everywhere. So I turn to JD and say "the beach makes me feel so much better about myself.".

Now here's my thinking on that. It's not that I am sooo skinny, cause I'm not and I'll admit that. But I DO know what doesn't look attractive on me, I mean I've had two kids I wear a tankini (no need to show off a tummy that had produced two kids). So why WHY do women that are bigger than I feel they can prance around on the beach with teeny little bathing suits on? I mean really do they own a mirror at home? And if so use it!

The girls that sat in front of us were whales. I am so not being mean or over exaggerating! They both must have weighed in at 450 pounds each! But it was funny how different they both were. One tried to look good, she had brown hair with blond streaks in the front with a brown bathing suit on (thank God one that covered everything and was a skirt type) and she was one of those solid fat girls. Not really any cellulite just firm fat! Now the other one had mousy brown hair, she was white as a ghost, had veins popping out everywhere along with PLENTY of cellulite. And an blue and white polka dotted bathing suit. Horrible. And they must have been the same age.

Or how bout the Mexican family that was to the right of us? First of all most of the men had mullets. Hello???? That does not look good! And the women? Flubbery woman with bikini tops on and jean shorts. Not shorts over their bottoms, but jean shorts they wore IN the water. And how bout the 13 yr. old mother who tugged her not even one year old son through the water. The kids bottoms were about to hit the ground (you saw about 3 in. of crack) and he kept falling, I thought his arm was going to come out of socket!

Sunscreen! If your white use it! There was a huge woman with such a horrid burn on her back, and her suit moved so you see this huge white X on her back. JD said it was a landing stripe for helicopters. lol.

Oh and just a note to all you men. If you think you are a little chubby in the waist and need to wear a shirt in the water? Don't wear a white wife beater. It just makes it worse.

And women? If you think you need to wear something extra on your bottom for whatever reason, don't wear those sheer pants to match your suit, especially not IN the water. Bad bad move. You just look ridiculous.

Ahhh, a day at the beach! I have much more, but I need to be off to work. I'll give you more later. But between me and the jerk I think you have a pretty good idea of what goes on on the jersey shore. lol.

Where else but the Jersey Shore???

So we woke up today with nothing to do and decided it's such a nice day let's hit the beach. So since it was just hubby and I with the kids we decided to do a beach with no board walk and hopefully less teenagers. You know more of a family beach? So we hit up Island State Beach (I think that's what it's called, lol) So anyway after driving almost two hours, I swear it never took that long before, we get there. It's a beautiful day, perfect for the shore. I actually go in the water. All the way up to my chest!!!! For anyone who doesn't' know me, I am petrified of sharks. I don't' care if you tell me they aren't in the jersey shore, I don't care. It's the ocean they can be ANYWHERE!!! But I go in. And can anyone tell me where on earth besides the Jersey shore THIS would happen??? My kids are playing right where the water hits the sand, you know how it is they run up to the water and when it comes after them the run away? Well we're doing this when I notice my son is grabbing at something in the water. So when I look to see what it is he has just picked up and thrown what do I see???? A FREAKING PANTY LINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I almost had a freak attack, who does that??? Who wears one with a bathing suit IN THE WATER and takes it off IN THE WATER!!! GROSS, PUKE, NASTY!!! Only on a Jersey beach!

Not to mention my husband that ALWAYS is in the water and playing with the kids refused to go in today. He keeps saying he doesn't want to get sandy. WTF??? He never cares about that, then he keeps saying he's tiered. I let him sleep in till almost 12pm today, I'm just not getting it. Well a little back story here, JD played football all through JR High and High School, till his senior year he really screwed up his back. Ever since it's been a off and on thing. Well this past Christmas it got so bad he couldn't move, literally. It was bad and it lasted almost a week. He did some physical therapy and said there isn't much else to do but surgery. Well he opted out on that. So his backs been pretty good since. But today when we were getting ready to leave, since he wasn't feeling well, he fell face down in the sand! Not joking. He tried to get up, and it just hit him full force. He couldn't move, he was face down in the sand and I had to try to massage out the spot that was spasming (sp?) well it took us a good 45 min. to get him off the beach. I had to make two trips back to get our stuff since he couldn't carry anything, and the first time I was his human crutch. So now we have no idea how it'll be come morning. If he'll even be able to work and how long it'll last this time.



Which really sucks since he just signed on to be the assistant coach for our sons football team. Yup you heard it right my little boy is playing his first year of football! He is sooo excited. When JD told him he was going to be one of his coach's J said "that is VERY cool!" it totally made JD's day. Let's just pray his back it up to the task. Prayers please!



Now I need to find a good dance school for A. As soon as J and JD were talking about football she looked at me and said "what am I going to do mommy?" AWWWWW! I need to get her into something, NOW!!!

Just so you know that I KNOW my pictures suck! I can't format them on blogger, it won't let me. So they are coming here right from my photobucket account. Sorry! I'm not nifty enough to make it look cool all on my own.

I'm not heartless. It's just a matter of pride. Don't think I won't find out. My skinny pants...

Okay well as you can tell this is going to be a multi purpose post. So let me begin.....

Thursday night my brother took me, my husband, and our two sisters out to eat at Don Pablo's. He said he had $150 Don Pablo Dollars, I don't know what the heck DP Dollars are, but I figured them to be some type of gift card for the place. Anyway we all meet up in the bar area and proceed to get almost every appetizer on the menu and a million drinks and shots. Well not a million, I had some type of tea drink (no not a long island ice tea, I'd remember that. It was something I'd never heard of before) a mango margarita (I love me anything mango), 2 comacasi (sp??) shots, and a tequila shot (my personal favorites). Now I don't drink often, so even that amount of alcohol had me a bit buzzed, okay maybe a little more than buzzed. But anyway.....As I'm sure you all know I speak my mind freely without any help from a drink. So get a few drinks in me and WHOA who knows what I'll say or how I'd say it. Needless to say my brother took a few trips to the bathroom to avoid having to talk about a few sex topics with his sisters, and when we were paying the bill at the end???? Well lets start with when the waiter came to get the money. So like I said in the beginning my brother had some type of DP Dollars, it turned out he had 15 $10 gift cards! LMAO! Now the back of them said nothing about combining them or a maximum amount or anything. So when the waiter came my brother said "I know your gonna hate me but I'm paying with these." So the waiter takes them and walks away. 20 minutes later he comes back and tells us that he can only use 8 at a time, it won't accept any more. Well my brother has done this before with friends using way more cards than 15 so he starts to tell him something (we'll never know since I so rudely cute in with this.)
I say "Yes you can! You just don't' know how to do your job."
My brother: "Jazz, calm down (then to the waiter) can I talk to a manager?" Me: "Yeah, get a manager or just do your job cause it's the only form of payment your getting!"
My brother and husband (shaking their head): "Jazz do you always have to be sooo rude?"
Me: "What? I wasn't' being rude, I just want him to do his job. And if he can't figure it out he should go to his boss not come tell us he can't accept it. MORON!"
.......another 20 minutes later, and the waiter is still over at the register looking soooo confused and so I look at my brother and say
"Awww, I do feel bad for him. If I was a nicer person I would say sorry for being so mean to him."
My brother: "But we shouldn't hold our breath right?"
Me: "Of course not!" But at the same time I'm not heartless, I did feel a little bad.


I'm not a car freak, like I have to have a super fast car and race everyone all the time. But I do like to get where I have to go in a good amount of time. And if your driving like a moron in front of me I am going to beep and yell at you. If you can't drive get off the road. So let me tell you about my nightly drives home from work. I get out of work about 10pm and have a 10min. drive. There aren't many cars out, and I am usually driving my Ford Explorer. Now every now and again when I am driving and come to a light there will be either some silly teenagers, or a hottie that will gun their engines. Well like I said I don't have this need to race but I find it a matter of pride to prove to these people that provoke me that my truck can beat them. So tonight when driving home I look across the lane while at a red light and see these two guys (one in the back seat and one in the passenger side) and they are looking over and smiling, whatever right? Well then I notice there is a girl driving, common sense says one of the guys are with her. Even though she was fugly and so fat she didn't have a neck, and the guys were not bad looking. Not hotties, but better looking than her. So I look away, I don't like girls checking out my man while I'm in the car. But it doesn't end there, when the light turns green I drive off and am minding my business till I notice the same car gunning it to pass me! So of course I can't allow this Bitch to think she can beat me. So first I just stay even with her, then I pass her, but when she tries to go around me it's on. So I catch a light with her, and when it changes I gun it go in front of her and stay even with another car so she can't pass me. lol. I know and the entire time I'm laughing and saying to myself "yeah, nice try, but I don't think so fatty!" So like I say, I don't look for this kind of thing but when it comes to me, it's just a matter of pride to prove who's better. lol....

OMfreakingGoodness!!!!! Okay the other day at work I get a phone call from a customer. He wants to bring his wife in to look at some rings and put it on layaway to pick up this weekend for our sale. So I say okay and I'll be waiting for him. Well about an hour later I go to the bathroom and when I get out my coworker (not the one I hate) is helping someone, and the more I listen to the guy the more I realize he is the guy I spoke to. So I go over and say "oh are you the one who called?" and he says yes. So I'm thinking 'Oh hell no! she is not getting all in my sale" so I sit my ass down and get all in the conversation with the customers. So in the end they pick out a $2499.00 ring. So when we go to the register she rings it up and splits it with me. Well okay not my first choice but I wasn't there when they first came in and she did help a little. So I let it slide. Well today I am at my aunts out swimming and get a text message from my girl I work with saying that the coworker that split it with me, re rung it and took it all!!!! WTF!!! Who does she think she is fucking with???? All I gotta say is she better watch out tomorrow, cause I'm gonna say something to her, and if she doesn't fix the sale then I am going to rip her a new one. And from that point on all bets are off, I will steal sales from her just like she did to me. What goes around comes around. Next time she'll think twice about me finding out!


But all in all my day ended well. I sold about $3000.00 today and felt HOT cause I had on my skinny pants. My grey dress Capri's. I just love them. Do you have any feel good clothes? These are it for me. My ass looks good, my thighs look good. I just plain old look HOT in them. I don't know why I'm all about having a hot ass, but I just can't help but love my ass in these pants. lol. I think I'm just an Ass kinda girl, I am always grabing JD's. I love his ASS!!!! lol.....that was totally off topic I know but it's the truth and just had to be said.

A little of this and a little of that, a lazy blog...

Well let me tell you I am not to happy with my work situation! As you all know from my previouse blog "I am going to Hell" there is a woman I really dislike at my work. Now it took some time for me to come to terms with this because she is a very elderly lady. But my God she is a Bitch! She is from India, and I think she is about 55 yrs. old. OMG I could strangle her most of the time. Anyway I don't really wanna talk about her cause I can't stand her that much....but she was in India on vacation for three weeks (best three weeks of my work life!) and now she's back. UGGG! She doesn't even have to say anything, I just can't stand to be near her. And of freaking course I am working with her almost every day this week! Kill me now.....

My niece is getting soooo big! She is 6 1/2 months old and she is now sitting up all by herself, and trying to crawl. OMG I love her so much, she is soooo cute. I will be crying buckets when my sister goes back to France in October! She should leave my niece with me, I want her to grow up with my kids and be close with them. Makes me so sad.

I have a hot new car! It's a Chevy Cobalt, and it's so cute. We got it in Sunburst Orange, I've been wanting a car/truck in this color since it came out, I love it. Anyway the car is a two door cute little thing, it's used but still a 2006, and we are financing it. So it'll be mine when we're done paying it! Hate leasing! Oh it's more or less the car for whoever doesn't have the kids at the time, and whoever has the kids has the explorer. So basically I have the truck more times than not. But it's all good. One of the girls I work with said they were going to tell my hubby that I need to still drive the truck cause I'll get to much attention from other men driving the cute little sporty car. lol, fine with me, it'll make me feel young and hot again. Nothing wrong with that.

For the record I am not having a affair, especially not with Dylan. lol, I was on the phone with Dylan tonight at work, cause I was sooooo board, when a co-worker walks up. My co-worker walks up to me after I've been on the phone a good 10 minutes and says "Is that your husband or someone else?"
Me "Someone else, why?"
Her "A man?"
Me "NO!"
Her "Oh I was about to say, I'm telling JD!"
Me "First of all it's a girl, and second of all if I was doing something naughty I wouldn't be all out in the open." lol

My baby is growing up. My son is starting school in less then two months! OMG I'm gonna ball my eyes out! I just cannot grasp that I will have a child in school, and it's my boy, he can't be that old yet. I've been a mom for 5 years now but somehow it's hitting me all over again now.

I found a new blog and thought it was interesting. I got all into it and was going to blogroll it, then wasn't, then was. Okay so the blog is called A Feenix Call Girl and if you go and look at it you'll see that she is exactly that, a Call Girl. And I don't really agree with this lifestyle, but as I read and read I realise something. I may not choose that for me, or really agree with it, but that doesn't change the fact that I am interested in her life, and her stories. So you know what? I blogrolled her, and I'm not ashamed! She's honest, funny, and interesting. And I enjoy reading her.

Well I think that is enough for now, sorry for lumping everything all together, but this is my lazy blog. Catch ya all later.

I am getting way to lazy!

I used to hit the gym almost every day! I would work my part time job, get out at 10 then hit the gym for about 1 1/2 hrs. But when I started to get more hours at work, and started to help with the wedding plans, and basically a million other excuses. I just stopped going. Now after 3 months of not going I've lost alot of the toning up I did, and gained 3 lbs.!!! Help I need motivation!!!!

Are you all ready for ..... THE BOOK!

LOL, okay well it's not that big of a deal, but with me being gone for awhile I had to have something to drawl you back. hee hee, and I think it worked.
But now back to the book, 'the jerk' was the closest to what it is.


So obviously it is a position of the day sex book. Which I picked up at Urban Outfitters when I was up at the King of Prussia Mall. And let me tell you usually JD gets all pissy when I buy new books, cause as we all know I have plenty, and then some. But this one? Hmmm, how do I say it? He became a bit EXCITED. lol. Each page has a position, how many calories each of you will burn in that position and a spot for you to grade the position and comment on it. Oh and if you need any equipment and if there are any hazards it lists them too. Very informative book. hee hee. Let me just list off for you some of the positions that sound interesting to me, they all have their own names.

Love is Blind
The San Francisco Treat (mmmm, can we just imagine what this one is???)The Edge of His Seat
The Movable Feast
The Lost in Translation
The Upside down Cake
The Mustang Sally
The Night Crawler
The Fatal Attraction
Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut (and yes you can use your dirty minds, cause that's exactly what it means, ha ha.)

and yet they still had some that were just plain old undo-able, at least for the normal person, such as:

The Magician's Assistant (who can do this!!!)
The Chimney Sweep (ummm, who has a personal chimney to get freaky on??? not me)

Okay so I got a bit carried away, there are more than a few of the ones I like. But far from all of them.
So this is a book I would tell you all to GO GET NOW! I thought I had quite an imagination but this book has proven I haven't thought of it all.

The Wedding

OH.MY.GOODNESS!!! The wedding was so perfect, and beautiful! Let me tell you a bit about it....

Everything was perfect, well almost perfect of course we had to deal with the SISTERS. hee hee. But I was prettier so it didn't matter. I'm such a Bitch, I know. I just can't help it sometimes.

Well anyway Friday was a crazy day. We got up around 7:30ish and chatted and listened to our chick music, ie-Shania Twain (I feel like a Woman). Then we showered (not together! All you dirty minded people 'thejerk'), and headed to the salon to get our hair done.

I HATED MINE! Of course, I tried to tell myself I liked it and it was okay, but by time I paid 70 FREAKIN DOLLARS and got back to the house I couldn't lie to myself anymore. So I got all pissy took it out and did it myself. Which is why my husband was totally pissed, not that I spent the money he would have been fine with that if I kept the hair like it was, he was pissed cause I ALWAYS get my hair done hate it and take it out to do myself. He says I should just not even waste my time and money even trying to get it done.

Anyway wayyyy off subject. So most important, Carrie loved her hair. So we leave, OH forgot something! Guess what happened FIRST THING in the morning???? I GOT MY FREAKING PERIOD!!!!!! (Sorry, I'm sure no guys reading this wanted to hear that but it had to be told) SUCK! Just perfect right? And I just had to have the worst cramps in the world, legs, back, all of it!

But anyway back to the story, we get back to the house I redo my hair, we all have lunch, I do the Brides make-up (she looked perfect) we pack up to go and meet up with the photographer at the wedding site. Whew, I am getting tiered just typing this all out. lol...

So we get there and I finish her make-up, do her mom's make-up, do my make-up, and do two other bridesmaids make-up. Damn it's hard being so good at everything, and always being depended on to make everyone look beautiful. hee hee.

So by then the two bitches (oops I mean sisters) got there, and I was so happy cause I looked so much better, hee hee. And there make-up didn't even compare to everyone else's that I did. Especially mine!

So we're rolling!

4:30 and we're walking down the aisle, now I put waterproof mascara on The Bride, her mom, and anyone else who wanted it. But since I swore I wasn't going to cry I didn't use it on myself, I hate it. But what happens? The second she starts down the aisle I'm all teary! She was soooo beautiful! And G-Jr. was crying and she was crying and her mom.

J did such a good job, it was freaking hysterical though, cause he could barley see since it was so sunny, and he was squinting the entire time. lol. He almost walked into the seats on the way down. So cute!

So anyway the reception was fun, lots of dancing, being silly, kisses, cake smashing, and all that. I might post a "The Wedding Part II" later, but for now that's all. I'm beat, but I wanted to get a little up about it tonight.

I would have posted some pics, but stupid blogger won't let me right now. So check back later and there may be some.

And don't forget to stay tuned for 'the book' on Monday. lol.

When I woke up!

Let me just tell you how cute my hubby is. Today is our six year anniversary and when I woke up this morning this is what happened.

JD was already awake and out of bed when I woke up this morning. So when I was getting out of bed I just rolled over on his side and left our room. I walk out into the living room and give him a kiss and say happy anniversary. But he just gives me a weird look, so I'm all "what's up?" and he asks "what side of the bed did you get out of?" Me, "yours why?" and he gets all frustrated and says "all that work and you get out of the wrong side of the bed." So I go bad to our room and look on my side of the bed and I had a card and big arrangement of flowers. My favorite, yellow regular roses and peach mini ones also all different Gerber daisies and these pretty purple flowers. LOVED them!

Then on the floor he had I LOVE YOU written out with a bunch of papers. There was one letter on each paper and on the background of the paper was my face smiling. He is so cute. He also informed me that I woke up to early. He had just gotten done down loading our wedding song and he was going to wake me up with it being played. Don't you just love him!

Just for a good laugh

Thought I'd leave you all with something to laugh about. Till Monday, when I tell you all about my new book. hee hee. lol. Anyhoooo.....

The other night when I was writing the blog about how pathetic guys are when they hit on us girls, I stumbled across these pictures. They were titled Ghetto prom. And OMG were they.
Now the sad thing is that if I had gone to public school this probably would have been me. Trenton High!!! lol. So here they are, just to make you laugh, as they did me.




and another, but for the record. Even if I did go to Trenton High and attend the prom I would never wear a dress like these.




oh and just one more, just for the heck of it.

I'll miss you but I'll be having fun!

Hey all, just wanted to tell you I won't be around for the rest of the week and weekend. Well actually you might hear from me tonight. But I work tonight, work tomorrow morning, then am off to DE! Spending the night there and then the wedding is Friday. Obviously I'll be there all day since I AM the matron of honor (cringe, I hate the work Matron) anyhoo. Then Sat. is my 6 year wedding anniversary. O.M.G. has it been that long? Well anyway I don't know what we're doing, I've been trying to get him to a theme park forever, he's got a little fear of roller coasters, lol. So maybe we'll go there, or maybe we'll go to Philly for the night. I heard there is an awesome Cuban restaurant there. So we'll see, but be sure to check back next week, cause I'll be back with all the details. And I'll tell you about the new book I bought. And it's NOT romance!!! Shocked? Well it's quite a book, and I'll tell you about it later. Josh even is reading it. Why don't you give it a few guesses....what kind of book is it??? Hee hee hee. See you all lata ;-)

And they say WE'RE confusing???

Friday night was my BF's rehearsal dinner for the wedding. Well the wedding site is 40 min. in one direction, and the dinner was the 40 back toward my house, passing my house and another 40 min. in the opposite direction. So this was a lot of driving. My husband took off of work, 1/2 day, to go with me and the kids. So when a few of the girls wanted to go out that night I said no cause Josh needed the car to go home and take the kids home, yada yada yada. But my BF insisted and said she'd take me home. So I left it up to JD, I said "I really don't mind, I know it's a hassle and you've had the kids a lot lately. If you want me to come home I will, it's not a big deal." Very straight forward of me right? I wasn't saying one thing and meaning another, I honestly didn't care one way or another. What does JD say? "No, go on. As long as your home by 3am. I don't mind putting the kids to bed." (he has a second job that he leaves for a 3am) Me, "Are you sure?" JD, "yeah, love you. Have fun." So it's set, I'm going out with the girls, he's taking the kids home and hitting the sack. So I go out, and you can read about that in my previous post, and get home at 2:30am. Perfect right? So the next morning I get up and JD is all kinds of grouchy, and I'm just letting him be. He says he's just tired. Okay. So I go to work and get a phone call not even 2 hours later. It's JD, all pissed off cause I didn't remind him to pay a bill the day before and now there is a late fee. Well okay, I'll take some blame (I told him I'd try and remind him) but it is not all my fault, he pays the bills! So he's getting all annoyed with me and loud so I hang up on him. He calls me back, now remember I am at work, my boss is there, I have no privacy to talk. So I answer and he is mad I hung up and I say well stop yelling, and he stops but continues to be mean and annoying. So I say "Don't call me at work again." and hang up again. Like 4 hours later I call him and he's all better, good mood again. He was just tired, whatever. So THEN, he calls me and is all pissed again, well in all honesty I thought he was joking at first but let me have you judge, here was our conversation:

JD: "So have anything to tell me?"
Me: "No. What are you talking about?"
JD: "How are you feeling?"
Me: "Fine, why?"
JD: "A bit nauseous?"
Me: "I was earlier but I'm better now."
JD: "Why didn't you tell me you drank so much last night?"
Me: "What are you talking about? We barley talked since I got home."
JD: "We talked on the phone twice."
Me: "We were talking about bills! What is wrong with you?"
JD: "You said you only spent $20, how did you drink all that with only that much money?"
Me: "I did only spend that much, the drinks were $6, and I bought 3. And my friends bought me the other two I drank. What did you think, that I was flirting to get guys to buy me drinks?"
JD: "Well you never drink like that when your with me."
Me: seriously speechless cause this conversation is so stupid....after more stupid talk I hang up on him again.

So my thoughts? He really is mad I went out but since he told me to go and said he wasn't gonna be mad he is picking at the stupidest things to start a fight.

Girls are so not confusing. Men are! Say what you mean, and mean what you say!

I changed my mind, and I can if I want to!

Okay so depending on how long you've been reading here you may remember me telling you all about my first clubbing experience.

Yes all you newbies, I am 25 and went to my first club a little over a month ago. But I was not all that impressed. Well maybe it was just the clubs, cause last night I went out clubbing in my old hood, Trenton, and in was hella better.

Well actually the first club, Kat man Du, sucked pretty bad. Me and my two girls had a couple of old married heads trying to pick us up! MEN! But I'll tell you about that in a minute . . . or no, I'll tell you know then move on with my story. So we're sitting at the bar having a drink, and yes I was drinking my girlie drink Sex on the Beach, and these two men were right next to us. We were on the end and they were the first two seats on the next corner. Anyhoo, we hear them talking, they first said that we looked like Glamor Girls, whatever guess that was a compliment right? lol. Then we hear them saying 'but they all have rings on' and on and on. Finally one of them asked how long we've been engaged, and I proceeded to tell them I was married for how long and all. The one guy said he had two kids and has been married for 8 years, and said even if I don't admit it to myself he and I have the same mind set. Like we both know where the other is coming from. ????? And for the rest of the time we were there we couldn't seem to dodge the two of them.
Oh and I was with my BF that is getting married next week and another bridesmaid of hers. She isn't really engaged she just wears a fake ring when she goes out to fend off the men with, she is in a long term relationship.

So finally we are just bored outta our minds, nothing really going on. The music sucked, the people sucked, and on and on. So, we'll just call her Bridesmaid, called her man and he was at a different club not to far. I happened to want to go to that club from the start so finally we talked my BF into going. It was a Spanish club, they had one room with reggae and then a big room with the bar and tables then another room with Spanish music. GOOD MUSIC, with people who could dance! Even if there was a lot of girl girl dancing. And I mean girl/girl, not like me and my girls dancing but ..... you know. lol. But it was fun to watch, THE DANCING, dirty dirty minds! And after all my drinks I was dancing too! Not that I don't dance, but I haven't Spanish danced in a looooong time. So it took some doing to get my courage up and remember the moves. But then it just all comes back.

All in all a really fun night! Even if some freak tried to do I don't even know what when we left. Remember we're in Trenton, not a good part, and we're leaving the club when it closed at 2am. So when we walk out there is this skinny guy that comes up to us all in our face and says (or I should say slurs) "I have more money than all you have in your bank accounts." Hmmm, doubt it, and don't know where he was going with it. Cause Bridesmaids man came out then and herded us off to the car.

Oh and I tried a new drink, it was calle Pain in the Ass. It was gooood. hee hee.

And I am woman enough to admit right here that I was drunk enough to make a drunken phone call, dance with girls, and not walk straight. Actually I am still feeling it a little. LOL, good times, good times.