I'm not heartless. It's just a matter of pride. Don't think I won't find out. My skinny pants...

Okay well as you can tell this is going to be a multi purpose post. So let me begin.....

Thursday night my brother took me, my husband, and our two sisters out to eat at Don Pablo's. He said he had $150 Don Pablo Dollars, I don't know what the heck DP Dollars are, but I figured them to be some type of gift card for the place. Anyway we all meet up in the bar area and proceed to get almost every appetizer on the menu and a million drinks and shots. Well not a million, I had some type of tea drink (no not a long island ice tea, I'd remember that. It was something I'd never heard of before) a mango margarita (I love me anything mango), 2 comacasi (sp??) shots, and a tequila shot (my personal favorites). Now I don't drink often, so even that amount of alcohol had me a bit buzzed, okay maybe a little more than buzzed. But anyway.....As I'm sure you all know I speak my mind freely without any help from a drink. So get a few drinks in me and WHOA who knows what I'll say or how I'd say it. Needless to say my brother took a few trips to the bathroom to avoid having to talk about a few sex topics with his sisters, and when we were paying the bill at the end???? Well lets start with when the waiter came to get the money. So like I said in the beginning my brother had some type of DP Dollars, it turned out he had 15 $10 gift cards! LMAO! Now the back of them said nothing about combining them or a maximum amount or anything. So when the waiter came my brother said "I know your gonna hate me but I'm paying with these." So the waiter takes them and walks away. 20 minutes later he comes back and tells us that he can only use 8 at a time, it won't accept any more. Well my brother has done this before with friends using way more cards than 15 so he starts to tell him something (we'll never know since I so rudely cute in with this.)
I say "Yes you can! You just don't' know how to do your job."
My brother: "Jazz, calm down (then to the waiter) can I talk to a manager?" Me: "Yeah, get a manager or just do your job cause it's the only form of payment your getting!"
My brother and husband (shaking their head): "Jazz do you always have to be sooo rude?"
Me: "What? I wasn't' being rude, I just want him to do his job. And if he can't figure it out he should go to his boss not come tell us he can't accept it. MORON!"
.......another 20 minutes later, and the waiter is still over at the register looking soooo confused and so I look at my brother and say
"Awww, I do feel bad for him. If I was a nicer person I would say sorry for being so mean to him."
My brother: "But we shouldn't hold our breath right?"
Me: "Of course not!" But at the same time I'm not heartless, I did feel a little bad.


I'm not a car freak, like I have to have a super fast car and race everyone all the time. But I do like to get where I have to go in a good amount of time. And if your driving like a moron in front of me I am going to beep and yell at you. If you can't drive get off the road. So let me tell you about my nightly drives home from work. I get out of work about 10pm and have a 10min. drive. There aren't many cars out, and I am usually driving my Ford Explorer. Now every now and again when I am driving and come to a light there will be either some silly teenagers, or a hottie that will gun their engines. Well like I said I don't have this need to race but I find it a matter of pride to prove to these people that provoke me that my truck can beat them. So tonight when driving home I look across the lane while at a red light and see these two guys (one in the back seat and one in the passenger side) and they are looking over and smiling, whatever right? Well then I notice there is a girl driving, common sense says one of the guys are with her. Even though she was fugly and so fat she didn't have a neck, and the guys were not bad looking. Not hotties, but better looking than her. So I look away, I don't like girls checking out my man while I'm in the car. But it doesn't end there, when the light turns green I drive off and am minding my business till I notice the same car gunning it to pass me! So of course I can't allow this Bitch to think she can beat me. So first I just stay even with her, then I pass her, but when she tries to go around me it's on. So I catch a light with her, and when it changes I gun it go in front of her and stay even with another car so she can't pass me. lol. I know and the entire time I'm laughing and saying to myself "yeah, nice try, but I don't think so fatty!" So like I say, I don't look for this kind of thing but when it comes to me, it's just a matter of pride to prove who's better. lol....

OMfreakingGoodness!!!!! Okay the other day at work I get a phone call from a customer. He wants to bring his wife in to look at some rings and put it on layaway to pick up this weekend for our sale. So I say okay and I'll be waiting for him. Well about an hour later I go to the bathroom and when I get out my coworker (not the one I hate) is helping someone, and the more I listen to the guy the more I realize he is the guy I spoke to. So I go over and say "oh are you the one who called?" and he says yes. So I'm thinking 'Oh hell no! she is not getting all in my sale" so I sit my ass down and get all in the conversation with the customers. So in the end they pick out a $2499.00 ring. So when we go to the register she rings it up and splits it with me. Well okay not my first choice but I wasn't there when they first came in and she did help a little. So I let it slide. Well today I am at my aunts out swimming and get a text message from my girl I work with saying that the coworker that split it with me, re rung it and took it all!!!! WTF!!! Who does she think she is fucking with???? All I gotta say is she better watch out tomorrow, cause I'm gonna say something to her, and if she doesn't fix the sale then I am going to rip her a new one. And from that point on all bets are off, I will steal sales from her just like she did to me. What goes around comes around. Next time she'll think twice about me finding out!


But all in all my day ended well. I sold about $3000.00 today and felt HOT cause I had on my skinny pants. My grey dress Capri's. I just love them. Do you have any feel good clothes? These are it for me. My ass looks good, my thighs look good. I just plain old look HOT in them. I don't know why I'm all about having a hot ass, but I just can't help but love my ass in these pants. lol. I think I'm just an Ass kinda girl, I am always grabing JD's. I love his ASS!!!! lol.....that was totally off topic I know but it's the truth and just had to be said.

A little of this and a little of that, a lazy blog...

Well let me tell you I am not to happy with my work situation! As you all know from my previouse blog "I am going to Hell" there is a woman I really dislike at my work. Now it took some time for me to come to terms with this because she is a very elderly lady. But my God she is a Bitch! She is from India, and I think she is about 55 yrs. old. OMG I could strangle her most of the time. Anyway I don't really wanna talk about her cause I can't stand her that much....but she was in India on vacation for three weeks (best three weeks of my work life!) and now she's back. UGGG! She doesn't even have to say anything, I just can't stand to be near her. And of freaking course I am working with her almost every day this week! Kill me now.....

My niece is getting soooo big! She is 6 1/2 months old and she is now sitting up all by herself, and trying to crawl. OMG I love her so much, she is soooo cute. I will be crying buckets when my sister goes back to France in October! She should leave my niece with me, I want her to grow up with my kids and be close with them. Makes me so sad.

I have a hot new car! It's a Chevy Cobalt, and it's so cute. We got it in Sunburst Orange, I've been wanting a car/truck in this color since it came out, I love it. Anyway the car is a two door cute little thing, it's used but still a 2006, and we are financing it. So it'll be mine when we're done paying it! Hate leasing! Oh it's more or less the car for whoever doesn't have the kids at the time, and whoever has the kids has the explorer. So basically I have the truck more times than not. But it's all good. One of the girls I work with said they were going to tell my hubby that I need to still drive the truck cause I'll get to much attention from other men driving the cute little sporty car. lol, fine with me, it'll make me feel young and hot again. Nothing wrong with that.

For the record I am not having a affair, especially not with Dylan. lol, I was on the phone with Dylan tonight at work, cause I was sooooo board, when a co-worker walks up. My co-worker walks up to me after I've been on the phone a good 10 minutes and says "Is that your husband or someone else?"
Me "Someone else, why?"
Her "A man?"
Me "NO!"
Her "Oh I was about to say, I'm telling JD!"
Me "First of all it's a girl, and second of all if I was doing something naughty I wouldn't be all out in the open." lol

My baby is growing up. My son is starting school in less then two months! OMG I'm gonna ball my eyes out! I just cannot grasp that I will have a child in school, and it's my boy, he can't be that old yet. I've been a mom for 5 years now but somehow it's hitting me all over again now.

I found a new blog and thought it was interesting. I got all into it and was going to blogroll it, then wasn't, then was. Okay so the blog is called A Feenix Call Girl and if you go and look at it you'll see that she is exactly that, a Call Girl. And I don't really agree with this lifestyle, but as I read and read I realise something. I may not choose that for me, or really agree with it, but that doesn't change the fact that I am interested in her life, and her stories. So you know what? I blogrolled her, and I'm not ashamed! She's honest, funny, and interesting. And I enjoy reading her.

Well I think that is enough for now, sorry for lumping everything all together, but this is my lazy blog. Catch ya all later.

I am getting way to lazy!

I used to hit the gym almost every day! I would work my part time job, get out at 10 then hit the gym for about 1 1/2 hrs. But when I started to get more hours at work, and started to help with the wedding plans, and basically a million other excuses. I just stopped going. Now after 3 months of not going I've lost alot of the toning up I did, and gained 3 lbs.!!! Help I need motivation!!!!

Are you all ready for ..... THE BOOK!

LOL, okay well it's not that big of a deal, but with me being gone for awhile I had to have something to drawl you back. hee hee, and I think it worked.
But now back to the book, 'the jerk' was the closest to what it is.


So obviously it is a position of the day sex book. Which I picked up at Urban Outfitters when I was up at the King of Prussia Mall. And let me tell you usually JD gets all pissy when I buy new books, cause as we all know I have plenty, and then some. But this one? Hmmm, how do I say it? He became a bit EXCITED. lol. Each page has a position, how many calories each of you will burn in that position and a spot for you to grade the position and comment on it. Oh and if you need any equipment and if there are any hazards it lists them too. Very informative book. hee hee. Let me just list off for you some of the positions that sound interesting to me, they all have their own names.

Love is Blind
The San Francisco Treat (mmmm, can we just imagine what this one is???)The Edge of His Seat
The Movable Feast
The Lost in Translation
The Upside down Cake
The Mustang Sally
The Night Crawler
The Fatal Attraction
Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut (and yes you can use your dirty minds, cause that's exactly what it means, ha ha.)

and yet they still had some that were just plain old undo-able, at least for the normal person, such as:

The Magician's Assistant (who can do this!!!)
The Chimney Sweep (ummm, who has a personal chimney to get freaky on??? not me)

Okay so I got a bit carried away, there are more than a few of the ones I like. But far from all of them.
So this is a book I would tell you all to GO GET NOW! I thought I had quite an imagination but this book has proven I haven't thought of it all.

The Wedding

OH.MY.GOODNESS!!! The wedding was so perfect, and beautiful! Let me tell you a bit about it....

Everything was perfect, well almost perfect of course we had to deal with the SISTERS. hee hee. But I was prettier so it didn't matter. I'm such a Bitch, I know. I just can't help it sometimes.

Well anyway Friday was a crazy day. We got up around 7:30ish and chatted and listened to our chick music, ie-Shania Twain (I feel like a Woman). Then we showered (not together! All you dirty minded people 'thejerk'), and headed to the salon to get our hair done.

I HATED MINE! Of course, I tried to tell myself I liked it and it was okay, but by time I paid 70 FREAKIN DOLLARS and got back to the house I couldn't lie to myself anymore. So I got all pissy took it out and did it myself. Which is why my husband was totally pissed, not that I spent the money he would have been fine with that if I kept the hair like it was, he was pissed cause I ALWAYS get my hair done hate it and take it out to do myself. He says I should just not even waste my time and money even trying to get it done.

Anyway wayyyy off subject. So most important, Carrie loved her hair. So we leave, OH forgot something! Guess what happened FIRST THING in the morning???? I GOT MY FREAKING PERIOD!!!!!! (Sorry, I'm sure no guys reading this wanted to hear that but it had to be told) SUCK! Just perfect right? And I just had to have the worst cramps in the world, legs, back, all of it!

But anyway back to the story, we get back to the house I redo my hair, we all have lunch, I do the Brides make-up (she looked perfect) we pack up to go and meet up with the photographer at the wedding site. Whew, I am getting tiered just typing this all out. lol...

So we get there and I finish her make-up, do her mom's make-up, do my make-up, and do two other bridesmaids make-up. Damn it's hard being so good at everything, and always being depended on to make everyone look beautiful. hee hee.

So by then the two bitches (oops I mean sisters) got there, and I was so happy cause I looked so much better, hee hee. And there make-up didn't even compare to everyone else's that I did. Especially mine!

So we're rolling!

4:30 and we're walking down the aisle, now I put waterproof mascara on The Bride, her mom, and anyone else who wanted it. But since I swore I wasn't going to cry I didn't use it on myself, I hate it. But what happens? The second she starts down the aisle I'm all teary! She was soooo beautiful! And G-Jr. was crying and she was crying and her mom.

J did such a good job, it was freaking hysterical though, cause he could barley see since it was so sunny, and he was squinting the entire time. lol. He almost walked into the seats on the way down. So cute!

So anyway the reception was fun, lots of dancing, being silly, kisses, cake smashing, and all that. I might post a "The Wedding Part II" later, but for now that's all. I'm beat, but I wanted to get a little up about it tonight.

I would have posted some pics, but stupid blogger won't let me right now. So check back later and there may be some.

And don't forget to stay tuned for 'the book' on Monday. lol.

When I woke up!

Let me just tell you how cute my hubby is. Today is our six year anniversary and when I woke up this morning this is what happened.

JD was already awake and out of bed when I woke up this morning. So when I was getting out of bed I just rolled over on his side and left our room. I walk out into the living room and give him a kiss and say happy anniversary. But he just gives me a weird look, so I'm all "what's up?" and he asks "what side of the bed did you get out of?" Me, "yours why?" and he gets all frustrated and says "all that work and you get out of the wrong side of the bed." So I go bad to our room and look on my side of the bed and I had a card and big arrangement of flowers. My favorite, yellow regular roses and peach mini ones also all different Gerber daisies and these pretty purple flowers. LOVED them!

Then on the floor he had I LOVE YOU written out with a bunch of papers. There was one letter on each paper and on the background of the paper was my face smiling. He is so cute. He also informed me that I woke up to early. He had just gotten done down loading our wedding song and he was going to wake me up with it being played. Don't you just love him!

Just for a good laugh

Thought I'd leave you all with something to laugh about. Till Monday, when I tell you all about my new book. hee hee. lol. Anyhoooo.....

The other night when I was writing the blog about how pathetic guys are when they hit on us girls, I stumbled across these pictures. They were titled Ghetto prom. And OMG were they.
Now the sad thing is that if I had gone to public school this probably would have been me. Trenton High!!! lol. So here they are, just to make you laugh, as they did me.




and another, but for the record. Even if I did go to Trenton High and attend the prom I would never wear a dress like these.




oh and just one more, just for the heck of it.

I'll miss you but I'll be having fun!

Hey all, just wanted to tell you I won't be around for the rest of the week and weekend. Well actually you might hear from me tonight. But I work tonight, work tomorrow morning, then am off to DE! Spending the night there and then the wedding is Friday. Obviously I'll be there all day since I AM the matron of honor (cringe, I hate the work Matron) anyhoo. Then Sat. is my 6 year wedding anniversary. O.M.G. has it been that long? Well anyway I don't know what we're doing, I've been trying to get him to a theme park forever, he's got a little fear of roller coasters, lol. So maybe we'll go there, or maybe we'll go to Philly for the night. I heard there is an awesome Cuban restaurant there. So we'll see, but be sure to check back next week, cause I'll be back with all the details. And I'll tell you about the new book I bought. And it's NOT romance!!! Shocked? Well it's quite a book, and I'll tell you about it later. Josh even is reading it. Why don't you give it a few guesses....what kind of book is it??? Hee hee hee. See you all lata ;-)

And they say WE'RE confusing???

Friday night was my BF's rehearsal dinner for the wedding. Well the wedding site is 40 min. in one direction, and the dinner was the 40 back toward my house, passing my house and another 40 min. in the opposite direction. So this was a lot of driving. My husband took off of work, 1/2 day, to go with me and the kids. So when a few of the girls wanted to go out that night I said no cause Josh needed the car to go home and take the kids home, yada yada yada. But my BF insisted and said she'd take me home. So I left it up to JD, I said "I really don't mind, I know it's a hassle and you've had the kids a lot lately. If you want me to come home I will, it's not a big deal." Very straight forward of me right? I wasn't saying one thing and meaning another, I honestly didn't care one way or another. What does JD say? "No, go on. As long as your home by 3am. I don't mind putting the kids to bed." (he has a second job that he leaves for a 3am) Me, "Are you sure?" JD, "yeah, love you. Have fun." So it's set, I'm going out with the girls, he's taking the kids home and hitting the sack. So I go out, and you can read about that in my previous post, and get home at 2:30am. Perfect right? So the next morning I get up and JD is all kinds of grouchy, and I'm just letting him be. He says he's just tired. Okay. So I go to work and get a phone call not even 2 hours later. It's JD, all pissed off cause I didn't remind him to pay a bill the day before and now there is a late fee. Well okay, I'll take some blame (I told him I'd try and remind him) but it is not all my fault, he pays the bills! So he's getting all annoyed with me and loud so I hang up on him. He calls me back, now remember I am at work, my boss is there, I have no privacy to talk. So I answer and he is mad I hung up and I say well stop yelling, and he stops but continues to be mean and annoying. So I say "Don't call me at work again." and hang up again. Like 4 hours later I call him and he's all better, good mood again. He was just tired, whatever. So THEN, he calls me and is all pissed again, well in all honesty I thought he was joking at first but let me have you judge, here was our conversation:

JD: "So have anything to tell me?"
Me: "No. What are you talking about?"
JD: "How are you feeling?"
Me: "Fine, why?"
JD: "A bit nauseous?"
Me: "I was earlier but I'm better now."
JD: "Why didn't you tell me you drank so much last night?"
Me: "What are you talking about? We barley talked since I got home."
JD: "We talked on the phone twice."
Me: "We were talking about bills! What is wrong with you?"
JD: "You said you only spent $20, how did you drink all that with only that much money?"
Me: "I did only spend that much, the drinks were $6, and I bought 3. And my friends bought me the other two I drank. What did you think, that I was flirting to get guys to buy me drinks?"
JD: "Well you never drink like that when your with me."
Me: seriously speechless cause this conversation is so stupid....after more stupid talk I hang up on him again.

So my thoughts? He really is mad I went out but since he told me to go and said he wasn't gonna be mad he is picking at the stupidest things to start a fight.

Girls are so not confusing. Men are! Say what you mean, and mean what you say!

I changed my mind, and I can if I want to!

Okay so depending on how long you've been reading here you may remember me telling you all about my first clubbing experience.

Yes all you newbies, I am 25 and went to my first club a little over a month ago. But I was not all that impressed. Well maybe it was just the clubs, cause last night I went out clubbing in my old hood, Trenton, and in was hella better.

Well actually the first club, Kat man Du, sucked pretty bad. Me and my two girls had a couple of old married heads trying to pick us up! MEN! But I'll tell you about that in a minute . . . or no, I'll tell you know then move on with my story. So we're sitting at the bar having a drink, and yes I was drinking my girlie drink Sex on the Beach, and these two men were right next to us. We were on the end and they were the first two seats on the next corner. Anyhoo, we hear them talking, they first said that we looked like Glamor Girls, whatever guess that was a compliment right? lol. Then we hear them saying 'but they all have rings on' and on and on. Finally one of them asked how long we've been engaged, and I proceeded to tell them I was married for how long and all. The one guy said he had two kids and has been married for 8 years, and said even if I don't admit it to myself he and I have the same mind set. Like we both know where the other is coming from. ????? And for the rest of the time we were there we couldn't seem to dodge the two of them.
Oh and I was with my BF that is getting married next week and another bridesmaid of hers. She isn't really engaged she just wears a fake ring when she goes out to fend off the men with, she is in a long term relationship.

So finally we are just bored outta our minds, nothing really going on. The music sucked, the people sucked, and on and on. So, we'll just call her Bridesmaid, called her man and he was at a different club not to far. I happened to want to go to that club from the start so finally we talked my BF into going. It was a Spanish club, they had one room with reggae and then a big room with the bar and tables then another room with Spanish music. GOOD MUSIC, with people who could dance! Even if there was a lot of girl girl dancing. And I mean girl/girl, not like me and my girls dancing but ..... you know. lol. But it was fun to watch, THE DANCING, dirty dirty minds! And after all my drinks I was dancing too! Not that I don't dance, but I haven't Spanish danced in a looooong time. So it took some doing to get my courage up and remember the moves. But then it just all comes back.

All in all a really fun night! Even if some freak tried to do I don't even know what when we left. Remember we're in Trenton, not a good part, and we're leaving the club when it closed at 2am. So when we walk out there is this skinny guy that comes up to us all in our face and says (or I should say slurs) "I have more money than all you have in your bank accounts." Hmmm, doubt it, and don't know where he was going with it. Cause Bridesmaids man came out then and herded us off to the car.

Oh and I tried a new drink, it was calle Pain in the Ass. It was gooood. hee hee.

And I am woman enough to admit right here that I was drunk enough to make a drunken phone call, dance with girls, and not walk straight. Actually I am still feeling it a little. LOL, good times, good times.